Coleen prepares Booker Prize speech
Find out just what those pretty WAGs have been doing while their boyfs were out having a kickabout
While their hot boyfriends have been greasing up and playing footie, the WAGs haven’t just been sitting around painting their nails in different colours to suit their moods. They’ve been doing other stuff too.
Rooney’s long-term girlfriend Coleen McLoughlin has lifted the lid on what should prove to be the literary highlight of the decade – her book, Coleen Style Queen. A rollercoaster of a journey writ of her own hand (and, presumably, by a team of ghostwriters), it promises to be the moving tale of “a fictional character inspired by McLoughlin’s childhood who faces fashion challenges along with the dilemmas posed by school, family, friends and boys.”
Chapters will include a bit about how some magic boots got “Coleen” through exam season, and the time she made a hot guy notice her with the help of some makeshift eyeshadow fashioned from broken streetside bricks, and lipstick made of blood. Hopefully.
Elsewhere the world of WAGs, Charley Uchea was spotted at the fashionable London bar, Paper, getting kicked off Sisi from Hope’s table. Triple cringe!
And Girls Aloud went to the cinema together. WAG Queen Tweedy/Cole was wearing a delicious black dress worthy of a chapter in Coleen’s upcoming work of genius.