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Hoorah! It’s Champions League Tuesday!

The best sports programming on the telecube this evening

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Don’t worry if you didn’t manage to get a fake bib for the Liverpool game tonight, it’s also being broadcast on television. And if you don’t fancy seeing Rafa’s final hours at all, then check out the [...]

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Ronaldinho

Chelsea like the look of world’s laziest player even more

Ronaldinho treats press to a display of world-class idleness

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Ronaldinho, the player who seems to have had Roman Abramovich reaching for his biggest wallet recently yesterday showed his prospective buyer the kind of half-hearted approach to the game they can expect if they are stupid enough to pay him [...]

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Champions League news

Enterprising Liverpool fans find novel way of getting into tonight’s match

Probably best not to ask the stewards for any help

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With the latest barcode and registration technologies, the days of ticket forgery and touting are slowly drawing to a close. But this hasn’t stopped Liverpool fans trying to get into tonight’s game in Marseille through illicit means, as [...]

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Alki David doesn't love the Midlands

Alki David doesn’t love the Midlands

The Coventry takeover bid looks slightly made up

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Yesterday, news spread that eccentric billionaire Alki David was ready to step in and save Coventry City from imminent collapse. The Spoiler learnt that he is a talented film producer, a gentle lover, and the most

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Coventry Crisis

Alki David had a five foot penis

Four billion quid makes you a very funny guy

Now it seems that not only is Alki David a superb kisser, has his own money factory and is the only man capable of putting the smile back on the face of sad little orphan Coventry, but he’s a really funny guy too. According to [...]

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Coventry crisis

Alki David: marvellous kisser

Minted Sky Blues admirer is a big fan – of himself

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If you had any doubt regarding the high level of regard in which Alki David holds himself, a look on his IMDB page should clear things up. Besides the many topless pictures, his biography contains [...]

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Coventry's prospective owner is a little bit creepy

Alki David is making come hither eyes at Coventry

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n light of their dire financial straits, Coventry City are just days from a ten point deduction, which would place them bang in the middle of The Championship’s relegation zone. The midlands side need a knight in shining armour to

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Did you take our advice at the weekend?

More winning tips from The Dinner

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OK, so we didn’t see the demise of Liverpool at the Madejski coming, but there were plenty of winning tips in our previews of the weekend.

Firstly, a big thanks to solentsam, who gave us a superb tip that featured in last Thursday’s wager:

“Portsmouth have never won at [...]

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