The best sports programming on the telebox tonight

FA Cup heroism and Rocket Ronnie

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Instead of facing the likes of East Thurrock Utd and AFC Wimbledon, Ryman Premier minnows Horsham find themselves travelling to the Valleys again to play with the big boys. They nearly pulled

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Cheap footballer tries to cheat on girlfriend in nightclub shocker

The worlds of football, alcohol and infidelity furiously collide at Paper

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While partying at trendy London hangout Paper last weekend, a foxy friend of The Spoiler was accosted by a goalkeeper playing currently playing for a south London side. His advances were strong and intentions were clear until he

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Beckham teaches Snoop Dogg’s kids some ‘mad ball skills’

Mr B’s coaching career gets underway in an unusual manner

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If there’s anything Snoop Dogg loves more than loose-fitting clothing and visiting his favourite restaurant (Roscoe’s House of Chicken ‘n’ Waffles – seriously), it’s talking about all the famous people he knows. The rapper – who coaches his [...]

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Didi Hamann told he’s past it by insensitive chairman

City looking to replace German midfielder in transfer window

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When a player reaches the end of his playing career, the club that owns him usually opts for a gentle approach. Some players will be granted a testimonial. Others will be trotted out for occasional five-minute cameos to allow [...]

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The Dinner’s guide to drinking like a footballer

The Spoiler heads north to check out The Glass Spider, but don’t tell Roy Keane

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In the abyss of hotspots where Premier League footballers and WAGs of mixed repute head to get drunk/ steamrollered, a shaft of light has fallen on a venue named ‘The Glass Spider’. This ain’t [...]

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No sleep ’til Hatton

The best sport on the telebox this weekend

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Ricky Hatton has been known to put away twenty pints of Guinness in one sitting, and many of his greatest fans will be dangerously approaching that tally by the time his 3am fight rolls around on Saturday night. In fact,

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The correct way to enjoy the Olympics, by China

The ‘Beijing Civilized Workers Cheering Squad’ are here to help

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The Chinese government are enforcing the grip of communism on their people making sure everyone has a super happy fun time at the Olympics next year by introducing rules and etiquette for those in attendance.

The powers that [...]

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