Orgying

Which Premier League footballer celebrated the birth of Jesus with a fivesome?

Which player clearly took the late Ike Turner’s comment “You never had five or six women at once? Life’s passin’ you by” to heart, brought a whole new meaning to “five-a-side”, and confirmed that the threesome is now so old-fashioned it’s not even worth getting into bed for? A warm hand, please, for West Ham’s Anton Ferdinand!

Did you orgy with Anton over Christmas? Is five the right number? Leave us a comment below.


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