Robbie Savage to overcome motoring problem after Derby move
Don’t worry – he’s getting the seats in his Bentley re-stitched
These days, the biggest problem for a Premiership star when relocating isn’t changing the kid’s schools, selling up the home or even dealing with the impossibly inefficient staff at BT. Sorting out grotesquely-personalised tat must come first.
Following his whopping £1.5m move to Derby, Robbie Savage has announced that he has already made plans to remove the ‘No8’ stitching from the seats of his Bentley. To show commitment to his new club and his unquestionable vanity, the man who new teammate Danny Mills referred to as a ‘blond wig and Armani tattoo’ will be getting his new number etched onto his seats. There’s no word yet on the Rovers tiling in his swimming pool or the ‘I play number eight for Blackburn Rovers’ slogan emblazoned into his fireplace.
Also, on the topic unnecessarily-long driveways, Robbie had this smug comment in reference to arriving at his new training ground: “I thought the gates to my house had opened but the drive was a bit short.”
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