David Beckham

Wangs want David Beckham on their wangs

David Beckham condoms take China by storm

David Beckham

The Chinese have taken their love of David Beckham to a new high by launching a brand of condoms in his name.

Beckham, who will put his face on just about any product for a nice fat cheque, has not actually officially endorsed the prophylactics, yet its makers claim they will help users score in the bedroom like Mr B does on the pitch. They are currently outselling any other brand in the country.

Eastern fans of the LA Galaxy star, however, want the johnnys banned. Says one Beckham lover to The Sun:

“We do not want Beckham to think the Chinese people are disrespecting him. We love him here”

If only Ashley Cole had known about these footballer rubbers – he could’ve saved himself an entire Sun front page scandal today.

[picture: WithLeather]


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