Ashley and Cheryl
Ashley should have stuck to his favourite drink
Chelsea’s wayward full back used to prefer the most innocent of refreshments
A Spoiler reader reminds us that before Ashley Cole turned his dazzle on Cheryl, he went out with a lovely north London girl who was definitely not in a girl band. Back then, his drink of choice was milk – “lots of it, straight from the carton.” In less than a year at the world’s flashest club, reliable old cow juice has fallen from favour. In its place are depressing “vodka cocktails” and, later in the evening, mouthwash. So if anyone really wants to know what celebrity tastes like, now you can. Just mix Stoli and Listerine.
Jan
30
3 responses so far
thepupsplums // January 30, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Garbage!
Rarseclart // January 30, 2008 at 3:53 pm
he’s at the right club for fraternising with scum; team-mates and scrubbers included.
Ed Needham // January 30, 2008 at 6:07 pm
I think you’ll find the correct expression is “Rubbish!”
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