WAG No. 22: Francesca Amber Sawyer
Ropey model reveals the complicated mechanics behind Premier League steamrollering
Essex girl Francesca Amber Sawyer has just one mission in life – to snare a Premier League footballer. In a no holds barred interview in today’s Sun newspaper, she gives a shocking insight into the life of a WAG wannabe, and her own affair with a Premier League star who had a girlfriend and child. “There isn’t a single Premier League player who will stay faithful to his wife or girlfriend. They’ve all got lawyers on speed-dial because they sleep around,” she says in one of the most sweeping statements ever published.
The twenty-two year old (!) PA/model is wearing a kaftan in the picture above, which is actually designed to be worn over a bikini on the beach. It now forms part of her arsenal of ‘sluttish’ dresses (her words, not mine), which are all bought from high street stores because she’s cheap the footballers wouldn’t notice the difference anyway.
At the Christmas party she attended during a seven month stint with a Premier League love rat, Francesca saw girls removing their knickers in the toilets to ‘up the ante’, and said that many boasted of being “gangbanged” the previous weekend. Sure Francesca. You saw other girls removing their knickers.
Those looking to join Francesca on the road to glamorous evenings, kiss-and-tells and venereal diseases should follow her strict party plan:
“You need to know which clubs to go to. In London it’s Kabaret on a Monday, Funky Buddha on a Tuesday, Chinawhite on a Wednesday and Movida on a Thursday. At the weekend it’s anywhere in Kensington, like Amika or Boujis.
“You need to know a club promoter in order to get seated at the best table or in the VIP area. You don’t want to be a muggle – one of the common folk on the main floor.
“On a Wednesday at Chinawhite you must be on TABLE FOUR. It’s the highest-spending table – like a minimum of £10,000. The champagne is flowing and all the drinks are free.”
So there it is, ladies. If you are willing to substitute your dignity for a bottle of champers and a rutting from a vile nouveau riche athlete, Boujis is the place to be tonight.
Spoiler bonus: Francesca is looking for work as a model. Her television experience typifies her impressive CV:
“I appeared in Eastenders as a young Sharon Watts, as well as being interviewed on the news – I have also participated in audiences.”
You hear that, Hollywood? She’s been in real audiences! To hire Francesca for your next project and to see more pictures, click here.
18 responses so far
pjdinho // February 5, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Only 23 years old? Wow she looks like she’s been around the block more than a few times. I guess the lifestyle of a wanna-be WAG is not conducive to aging gracefully.
Pau // February 6, 2008 at 3:16 am
speechless ….well…hum..no, forget it: garbage… ok, that´s all I can say, the first word who came to my mind after seing her photos…thank you very much…
Jackie // February 7, 2008 at 3:07 pm
I have read about this girl in the Echo, and it says shes not a model, just a normal girl working in London who dated a footballers? am i missing something?
Ryan Bailey // February 7, 2008 at 3:29 pm
From what I understand, she is a normal girl working as a personal assistant, but she also does some modeling (as shown above). I don’t think you’re missing anything.
anon // March 7, 2008 at 8:13 pm
she is mingin
anon // March 23, 2008 at 2:53 pm
ha ha she is no model he dog is more attractive she is a desperate mut!
case // August 10, 2008 at 9:07 am
I cant stand this girl she is a good for noting waste of space. I mean look at the state of her she is cheap. Who wears a Kafatan out has she got no style? Look at her wide apart fake boobs, White hair, Orange sking and overly made up mug. Yuck. The only reason she got laid is because she is EASY!
NG // September 1, 2008 at 2:42 am
This bitch has been seeing Freddy Adu for months now – they were in Monaco together for the last two weeks – I seen the pictures on Facebook. Ithink they’re togeteher.
layla // September 28, 2008 at 1:53 pm
yeah i heard that aswell fuckin sicko! she is UGLY!
Boris // December 19, 2008 at 12:49 am
I’ve seen these photos on an Escort Agency website – so is that how she makes her cash on the side????
zoe // January 10, 2009 at 3:03 am
im watchin on bbc3 right now about her book shes publishing to get back at footballers because the one one she had an affair with had a wife…and thats not footballers thats just everyone..men and women are as bad as eachother and the fact that he’s a footballer has nothing to do with it, but she is just a gold digger and a whore..after that she did a kiss and tell on russell brand…she needs to have more respect for herself…then the fake tears about how she regretted it…its just too easy to read shes a dumb fuck if she thinks people fall for it!
Heather // January 10, 2009 at 3:20 am
Leave the bloody girl alone! people make mistakes get a grip the people who are giving her abuse, shes a beautiful girl and the ones hating shut up, grow up..use dont go on about jodie marsh, katie price, page 3 models and the other ones so wat gives use all right to bad mouth this girl i think shes lovely…i have her book and i think the girl just got site of the lime light and kinda let it go to her head abit but she’s quite a down to earth girl with morals..
Alice // January 10, 2009 at 6:45 pm
I agree, perhaps she’s not the brightest button and maybe doing a kiss and tell isnt the most morally acceptable thing to do but in all honesty she appears to have her feet more on the ground than a hell of alot of other people. And good for her too, many people seem to get played by the system but it seems like its her sticking 2 fingers up at the system and playing it back. At the end of the day she must be sitting on a nice profit from her book, without naming the footballer. It’s entirely unfair to think that just because someone is in the limelight you can make personal attacks such as implying a person is a dog/slag/ugly/badly aged.
ANIRAD // January 11, 2009 at 3:55 pm
I feel so sorry for this girl. Totally Pathetic. Just watched that wags to riches on bbci player. These girls need to get a Life!!! Go out and get a real job!!! Fair play to Lizzie Cundy – at least she is doing her own thing.
FASTTRACK // February 27, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Does anyone know who the mysterious ‘Wesley’ is who is based her book on? The one who she had the 7 month relationship with?
Ledley-King // March 21, 2009 at 10:52 pm
It’s me
face // November 13, 2009 at 3:58 pm
what a silly little sad girl get a real and real freinds and above all get a real job you tart
anon // September 23, 2010 at 10:26 pm
i have just read her book and i think this girl is really down to earth. just look at all yous calling her a slag and whore and everything and i dont see one bad word mentioned about ‘wesley’ the girl was hurt and wanted revenge. why are you all being so hard on her.its her life and she can live it how she wants. i wouldnt be complaining if i was out having fun every night and getting drinks bought to me. i think she has the right idea.she is having fun and living her life. so back off and leave her alone. she has a good job so she isnt doing it for the money. you are all just jealous.
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