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Good news London – Danielle Lloyd is moving to Portsmouth!

Hatred is coming to the coastal city

Danielle Lloyd
In a move which will have devastating financial consequences for swanky London clubs and the paparazzi, Danielle Lloyd is about to move to Portsmouth to be with her untrustworthy love rat fiancé Jermian Defoe.

A source from The Daily Danielle Lloyd, I mean the Daily Star, said:

“Moving to Portsmouth is a big step for Dani, as her work, friends and life are in London.

“But she believes this is what she must do to make their relationship work. She doesn’t believe a long distance thing will pan out.”

It’s crazy, but I’m starting to believe that Danielle Lloyd is slowly becoming capable of rational human emotion. At the first sight of an obstacle, old Dani would have upped sticks and found herself another wealthy footballer. Despite the cheating scandals and the fact that he was engaged to her former friend Charlotte Mears, new Dani really seems to like this one. Or maybe she just likes the idea of living in Portsmouth – Gunwharf Quays is a pretty good place to shop and go out, and who knows what kind of steamrollering she could do in a port town with all those sailors…

5 responses so far
  • Randall Wade // February 8, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    How fortunate is Portsmouth to be the new home of national sweetheart Danielle Lloyd, the beautiful glamour model who is the persona, the epitome of British culture, pride, and values. Oh, to be in Portsmouth, now that Dani’s there…

  • Marty // February 8, 2008 at 5:54 pm

    Portsmouth here I come! At least when Dani does go out to clubs in London she looks stunning with that beautiful smile, great dress sense, she knows how to pose and never look tacky not like some of her rivals the likes of Charlotte Meares who I believe was not her best friend at all only ever knowing her and meeting her about 5 times in 18 months! I don’t call that a best friend. Anyway even if Danielle does go to Portsmouth it will be a loss to London as she is the only thing worth looking at, judging on some of the other horror show cast we have seen lately, like Bianca, Michelle Heaton, Chantelle and of course the new found fame Charlotte Meares who clearly needs a fashion expert to advise her on her dress! Good Luck Dani we will all be watching out for you. xxx

  • Amanda // February 12, 2008 at 1:50 pm

    Who is Danielle Lloyd??

    Amanda, Portsmouth.

  • Marty // February 14, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    Don’t worry Amanda I’m sure when you see her you will know exactly who she is! That’s as if you do not know who she is…………..

  • ‘Love Rat’ Defoe breaks Danielle Lloyd’s heart | The Spoiler // January 12, 2012 at 11:53 am

    [...] as a ‘fling’, despite the fact that not five minutes ago Miss Lloyd was gearing up to move in with him: “As far as I’m concerned, I’ve been single since Charlotte [...]

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