Good news London – Danielle Lloyd is moving to Portsmouth!
Hatred is coming to the coastal city
In a move which will have devastating financial consequences for swanky London clubs and the paparazzi, Danielle Lloyd is about to move to Portsmouth to be with her
untrustworthy love rat fiancé Jermian Defoe.
A source from The Daily Danielle Lloyd, I mean the Daily Star, said:
“Moving to Portsmouth is a big step for Dani, as her work, friends and life are in London.
“But she believes this is what she must do to make their relationship work. She doesn’t believe a long distance thing will pan out.”
It’s crazy, but I’m starting to believe that Danielle Lloyd is slowly becoming capable of rational human emotion. At the first sight of an obstacle, old Dani would have upped sticks and found herself another wealthy footballer. Despite the cheating scandals and the fact that he was engaged to her former friend Charlotte Mears, new Dani really seems to like this one. Or maybe she just likes the idea of living in Portsmouth – Gunwharf Quays is a pretty good place to shop and go out, and who knows what kind of steamrollering she could do in a port town with all those sailors…