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Stehpen Ireland’s Range Rover

Make no mistake – Stephen Ireland is cool. When he’s not experimenting with strange haircuts, showing his Superman pants on the field or pretending his relatives are dead to escape international duty, he’s buying an old Range Rover that most Essex hairdressers would be ashamed of. He’s pretty much my hero.

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13 responses so far
  • DaveyVonB // February 26, 2008 at 3:04 pm

    What a prat.

  • RedbyDawn // February 27, 2008 at 11:15 pm

    he’s buying an old Range Rover that most Essex hairdressers would be ashamed of. He’s pretty much my hero.

    Pissed myself laughing. Good work.

  • Little Superstar // February 29, 2008 at 5:48 pm

    Rubbish. That’s all I can say. Rubbish.

  • RokerEconomic // March 1, 2008 at 10:09 am

    I like the way they’ve blanked the number plate so nobody will recognise it.

  • Niklaus // April 19, 2008 at 8:48 pm

    Old Range Rover?

    That’s a brand new Overfinch Range Rover.

    Go check the prices and realise how much of a twat this guy is.

  • Hairdo (nt) // April 21, 2008 at 6:01 pm

    I dont know whats worst, his dodgy hair or the pink Rover???????

  • Daithi // April 24, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    Ah lads, come come. You’d all love a Range Rover. Check the prices in the URL provided by Niklaus and grovel in your envy.

  • DarkUrth // April 24, 2008 at 6:55 pm

    Ireland is a genius. You all wish you had a Stephen Ireland at your club

  • browneyeblue // April 26, 2008 at 5:13 pm

    he`s got a haircut that most essex hairdressers would be ashamed off, may as well have the wheels to go along with it

  • mcfc for life // June 17, 2008 at 9:44 am

    How pathetic! it is his girlfriends car you fools! everyone knows that, id buy my girlfriend a car like that if i could. its not as if any of you could afford a car like this anyway so why have a go?! Do you really think he would get this car for himself ? but atleast he can pull it off anyway! Stephen is a great guy and when you are as successful as him then come back and call him! But for now you will never get anyone like his girlfriend and you’ll never be able to buy her a present as good as that so your the ones we are looking down on!

  • Doc // October 5, 2009 at 8:13 pm

    I know this thread is over 9000 years old but whatever.

    The guy is a complete cunt. Am I jealous? Of course, because I could’ve spent that money on something that matters, like drugs.

    Stephen Ireland needs an ass-raping as do all other footballers. Everyone is kicking off about the ridiculous amount of money that bankers get paid, why not the same for these illiterate, inbred chavs?

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