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Danielle Lloyd gets just desserts, Alex Curran puts Liverpool in danger

It’s all betrayal and fake tans in the world of Waggery

When beset by heartache, it is often best to confide in someone. In reaction to her separation with three-timing serial WAG boffer Jermain Defoe, Danielle Lloyd has done exactly that, by sharing her pain with the readers of The Daily Star:

‘It was my decision to finish it and I am happy to be single again. After the story broke, I just couldn’t trust him. I empathise with Cheryl. It is horrible when you are in love with someone and you find out they have betrayed you.’

By rutting other ladies without a care in the world, Defoe hardly gave you much choice in finishing the relationship, Dani. And yes it is horrible to be betrayed by your lover – just ask Charlotte Meares, the WAG he betrayed to go out with you!

In less ironic (but equally dangerous) WAG news, Alex Curran is being blamed for a ‘permatan’ teen craze in Liverpool. A report highlighted in today’s Sun says that sixty per cent of Merseyside girls aged 13 to 15 have regular bronzing sessions in order to look their WAG idols. This makes them feel better about themselves and increases their chances of landing a footballer, but it also vastly increases their chances of getting skin cancer.

The evidence is damning, but did the report care to look at the upside of this situation? Think of all the money being pumped into Liverpool’s tanning salon economy. And think of all the cars that won’t be broken into while the Mersey youth are busy turning themselves orange…

6 responses so far
  • redted // February 27, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    dead funny you lad with your really original ‘scousers are robbers’ joke! why dont you come and do your material up here in Liverpool…… so we can enjoy your act close up and personal!

  • Marty // February 27, 2008 at 9:04 pm

    I agree with Redted you are dead funny as a scouser would say! and I am not a scouser. As for slagging off Danielle again, like you have nothing better to do with your time but trawl through the internet to find stories on her! So what she dumped Jermain for cheating at least she has not stayed with him like Charlotte did on numerous occasions according to “news paper stories” if we should believe them. Also if you did happen to read all the stories that were printed Charlotte had dumped/left Jermain well before he met Danielle so how can Danielle have Cheated with Jermain? next time I think you have some spare time on your hands get your facts right, and may I suggest that you use some spare time looking at some of the “Southern” Girls who are always completely Permo Tanned and have not just come back from Holidays like Katie, Alex or Danielle…..

  • RedbyDawn // February 27, 2008 at 10:51 pm

    What the fuck is that thing stood next to Alex Curran? That girl’s been Tangoed!

    The story’s a load of shite really. Girls in Liverpool have been hittin’ the beds for years, long before WAGs took over the countries collective consciousness/tabloid gossip columns.

    That’s why you get so man y 24 year old birds who look like they’re 83. Silly cunts.

  • Rohit Smith // February 27, 2008 at 10:54 pm

    Oh, my…what a gorgeous, fabulous picture of delicious Danielle at the top of this article. She is the hottest glamour model who ever lived. Give us more, more, more of her!

  • spurs16 // May 15, 2008 at 6:40 pm

    how can you blame girls tanning themselves on WAGS!

    f the girls want to do it they’re gunna do it!
    plus dannielle lloyd is a slag,she doesn’t love these footballers she goes out with,she loves theshe loves the publicity and the WAG title!!!

  • frances hodges // May 17, 2008 at 4:11 am

    please help me find the dress with labels of just desserts. I haven’t seen them on the market for several years. They were mostly knit. Thanks

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