Manager Speak

Do you know what Arsene Wenger is talking about?

Arsenal boss uses puzzling syntax to defend Diaby

Diaby

In his post-game email this week, Arsene Wenger tried to defend Abou Diaby’s thoroughly dangerous challenge and subsequent sending off by describing the incident as a ‘protective tackle’. What does that mean? Is it like a defensive strike on goal [...]

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Horsies

Saddle up! The Grand National is hurtling towards us!

The Grand National, Saturday, 4.15pm, BBC One, bet here

Grand National betting

Monday morning – not the traditional moment for the week’s heavy lifting, but that hasn’t stopped film star and theatrical dream weaver Kevin Spacey fearlessly going for the jugular of one of the great [...]

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All Aboard!

Roman Abramovich’s £200m signing

Chelsea owner’s new plaything provides a healthy mix of pleasure and paranoia

Eclipse

Despite paying Shevchenko extortionate amounts to do little else except go out and purchase ill-advised eastern European-style clothing, Roman Abramovich still has a few quid tucked away for other projects. The latest indulgence to drive prices at [...]

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Pundit watch

Is Tony Adams the new Tom Waits?

Arsenal legend provides welcome alternative to the matey blandness of Shearer and pals

Tony Adams

Match of the Day 2 has been cleaning Match of the Day’s clock for a long time now. Personable Chiles is better than link-machine Lineker, Lee Dixon is a bright and insightful analyst, providing [...]

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WAG of the Day

WAG No. 59: Daniela Arnaut

Berbatov’s latest not-so-secret lady

Just a few shorts weeks ago, Dimitar Berbatov was putting away his country’s greatest asset, catwalk star Tedi Velinova. In today’s Sun, however, we are told that the Spurs striker has been having another secret affair, this time with Playboy model and ‘erotic [...]

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Golden Blunder

Video: The worst own goal of all time!

A poached effort that most strikers would be proud of

Hungarian Champions Debrecen found themselves 2-1up in the second leg of a cup tie, but they had lost the first leg 2-1 to [...]

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WAG Watch

Jens Lehmann parties with Jermain Defoe’s ex-WAG!

Did Charlotte Meares knock back the Arsenal shot stopper?

Just last week, Jens Lehmann was telling the world how few friends he has at Arsenal:

“I don’t socialise with my team-mates. Age-wise, they are closer to my sons than they are to me.”

The lanky German doesn’t make time for Fabregas and co, but that [...]

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