Ignorance
John Terry gives middle finger to the disabled
Sometime England skipper confirms priorities: 1) Me 2) My lunch 3) Everyone else
Running late for a leisurely lunch at Pizza Express, John Terry decided the empty 50p-an-hour car park was too much of a strain for a man who runs around for a living, so he did what any other self-absorbed ignorant fellow would do, and stuck his huge Bentley in a disabled bay.
It doesn’t matter that it’s against the law and potentially depriving a needy individual of access to local amentites, because the fine is only £60, a mere 0.04 per cent of JT’s weekly wage. And the Pollo ad Astra was GOOOOD.
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9 responses so far
Jason Bourne // March 19, 2008 at 12:24 pm
What an arrogant d’bag. I hope someone keyed it.
John Terry In a Nutshell « Odds and Sods // March 19, 2008 at 1:44 pm
[...] John parked his Bentley in a handicapped parking space while having lunch with his family at Pizza [...]
John Terry In a Nutshell | EPL Talk // March 19, 2008 at 1:45 pm
[...] in the lot across the street? Not John Terry. Capt. John parked his Bentley in a handicapped parking space while having lunch with his family at Pizza [...]
Photo Quiz: How selfish is John Terry? // March 19, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Facts about the picture above:
1) This is a black Bentley (obviously!)
2) It is parked on a lot for the handicap.
3) The black Bentley is Chelsea’s John Terry’s car.
4) His wife was not delivering a baby, nor was any of his family members in serious health conditions when he parked at the spot.
5) He went to dine in a Pizza restaurant.
When he goes to pay the 60-pound fine, we suggest he wears the mask he wore while he was injured last year:
The authorities concerned might let him off with a lighter fine, not that he could not afford the original penalty with his £150,000 a week wages.
peter Barron // March 21, 2008 at 3:45 pm
John terryis only doing what most people in the UK do, totally ignore the people who need these spots.
So take the plank from own eyes before you take the splinter from his.
It is a huge problem in the UK and no one seems to care. Go into any shopping centre and watch the amount of people who use Disabled Spots and have dodgy Stickers as well.
Shame on the lot of you.
We do not have this problem in Ireland
anon // May 23, 2008 at 6:23 pm
That is simply not true Peter Barron.
mr_chopper // July 20, 2009 at 11:01 am
If I may, a year after the original story…
People do treat disabled bays with scant regard, believing that if “it’s only a few minutes” then it doesn’t matter. But then again, people are cunts. They really are.
And there is no bigger breed of selfish, self-infatuated cunt than the footballer. These fines are not £60, but £30 if you pay them off within 28 days. Now, say you get three points for every third time you get caught… Would that be enough?
Well, no. Because they’d just get a chauffeur instead. Man, life is shite for the fair-to-middlings.
Adolf Lucifer // July 20, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Actually mr. anon I have to agree with messrs Barron & chopper; I myself am disabled and know only to well that not only do few people give a flying one and will park in disabled bays with no regard.
Neither does anyone seem inclined to enforce this regulation.
Ain’t Life a bitch.
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