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Revealed: How Alex Curran used to look

Which version of Mrs Gerrard do you prefer?

Much like an archaeologist can tell us how the dinosaurs once looked, our friends at Kickette have given us all a stunning insight into pre-Stevie G Alex Curran. Notice the distinct lack of fake boobs, orange skin, hooker makeup and designer clobber? It’s fascinating to see what a few years of Waggery can do to a person.


4 responses so far
  • wunian // March 20, 2008 at 3:50 pm

    urgh shes broken full stop…. seriously…. she looks like a russian mail order bride in the top set of photos and a shlaggggggg in the 2nd…. not even a good lookin slag she looks like a dirty shlut!

  • andy // April 12, 2008 at 10:44 pm

    Neither. she minger

  • andy // April 12, 2008 at 10:44 pm

    she minger

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