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Cheryl Cole dumps husband in new music video

Chelsea love rat given the heave via the medium of jewellery

If you watched the recent ITV2 series The Passions of Girls Aloud, you will have seen scorned WAG Cheryl Cole training to street dance for an appearance in a new video for Black Eyed Peas goon Will.I.Am.

The resulting song (rather fittingly entitled ‘Heartbreaker’) was released today. As may be expected from the man who wrote ‘My Humps’, it’s rubbish, and Cheryl only actually dances for about three seconds. But fortunately, she looks ‘super hawt’, and her necklace displays a message that will bring joy to the nation:

Cheryl Cole

That’s right, she’s ‘Available’. Let’s hope she sticks to her guns on this one…


3 responses so far
  • shannon // June 6, 2008 at 11:27 am

    hi cheryl my mate sabrina loves you she thinks you are so cool see the next time i am at my granny,s i,ll go down to your house c u soon babes

  • WAG No. 101: Nicole Scherzinger | The Spoiler // January 12, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    [...] bonus: A collaboration with the grammatically troubled will.i.am worked wonders for fellow WAG Cheryl Cole, but alas Nicole’s effort with the Black Eyed Douche failed to set the airwaves [...]

  • WAG No. 101: Nicole Scherzinger | The Spoiler // January 12, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    [...] bonus: A collaboration with the grammatically troubled will.i.am worked wonders for fellow WAG Cheryl Cole, but alas Nicole’s effort with the Black Eyed Douche failed to set the airwaves [...]

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