Bad Boy Beckham
David Beckham busted by a cop!
David Beckham has almost ticked every box on his Great American Checklist.
1. Befriend Tom Cruise – check.
2. Take the wife shopping in NEW YORK – check
3. Buy a massive car like the one in that R Kelly video – check.
4. Eat a great big meat loaf in secret - check
AND YESTERDAY…
5. Get slowly approached by a cop on a motorbike, just like the ones in Chips – check. (pictured)
Now all that’s left is to
6. Go to prom.
7. Avoid Tom Cruise.
8. Leave America.
Good luck, Becks. See you soon.
Apr
9
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