WAG No. 66: Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace
Portsmouth ‘playa’ Jermain Defoe is continuing his one-man quest to steamroller every faux-chested glamour girl in the capital by secretly dating Big Brother 7 housemate Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, according to The Daily Mirror:
“Jermain’s a bit of a love machine and is used to having a WAG around. Aisleyne is blonde and busty – she fits the bill perfectly.”
Defoe, who has previously graced Danielle Lloyd and Charlotte Meares with his charming company, was spotted ‘canoodling’ with her over dinner at the Fifty club in Mayfair last week. It’s good to know that Jermain has upheld his mantra of only entering a public building if it is classed as a ‘club’ and if silicone boobs are involved.
After her successful appearance in the BB house – where she earned a linguistically-challenged fanbase known as FAKERS (Fans of Aisleyne Keeping ‘Er Real Society) – Aisleyne went on to hawk her wares on the pages of Nuts, Zoo and the Daily Star. She also fronted a Police campaign called ‘Put the Knives and Guns Down!’, and is currently negotiating a book deal. The prospect of which will probably make people want to pick up knives and guns.
Spoiler Bonus: I once had the pleasure of interviewing Aisleyne, Danielle Lloyd and Carmen Electra on the same night. Skip to (2.50) in this video to see Ms Horgan-Wallace-Hoity-Toity wearing next to nothing on a cold January night, while standing like a bodybuilder at a urinal. Note the devilishly handsome man just to her left on the other side of the railings, looking very bored.