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Which married England player misbehaved at his club’s Christmas party?

Yet another ‘baller misuses a festive social gathering

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Rumour: A Premier League and England player steamrollered two girls in the back of his car during his club’s Christmas party. At the end of the evening, he was far too intoxicated to drive the thing home, so he had to beg his wife to come to the party in a taxi so that she could drive them both home in the same car he had been entertaining his guests in earlier.

The Spoiler’s truth-o-meter: This one came from inside the club camp, so it stinks of authenticity.

Update: Hey Sherlock, need some help deducing identity of the player? The Kickette ladies are getting all methodical about the denouement process.

And remember, the rumour doesn’t state that the incident definitely took place during the most recent festive season…


6 responses so far
  • Jason Bourne // April 16, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    There are only so many players that could be. I don’t see someone like Stevie G doing it.

  • Mr Shouty // April 16, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    WELL IT CAN’T BE ASHLEY COLE, HE ONLY CHEATS ON HIS WIFE ONE GIRL AT A TIME!

  • emz // April 16, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    cant be any of the chelsea lads cause all their wags were there.

  • Billy Shears // April 16, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    Well it might be a Chelsea player – it doesn’t say it was the most recent xmas party…

  • Dusty // April 16, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    beckham, he likes to put it about,then got the ugly stick to pick him up

  • Peter // May 29, 2008 at 6:40 pm

    WHO CARES!!!

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