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Transfer Talk: Is Abebayor going Ade-bye-bye?

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Being people who breakfast doesn’t hinder The Spoiler’s progress, in fact, quite the opposite, much can be learnt from a simple trip to a local breakfasterie. Here’s what the people are saying in between sausage and eggs and slurps of finest splosh:

Emmanuel Adebayor to AC Milan or Juventus
Despite lurching around the pitch, accidentally knocking in twenty-one goals as he goes, the animated chat is that the lanky one might be more suited to the slower pace of Italian footie. Arsenal are after something a little more whippet-like for the box, apparently.

Tal Ben Haim to Tottenham

Now that he’s wept to the press, HUMILIATING his handsome manager, who would ever want Tal Ben Haim on their books? In a word, Tottenham Hotspur United.

Gabriel Heinze to Liverpool
Rafa’s ‘talks good English, but is not English’ cryptic clue has got everyone guessing, and eventually fighting. Bernd Schuster is said to be rebuilding the Madrid defence so the whisper is that Benitez intends to creep in and snaffle Heinze.

Thierry Henry to West Ham
West Ham fans are fantasising that Freddie Ljungberg could sell the club to his former team-mate, Mr. Thierry Henry. And when that fails, perhaps Mark Noble could get to work on Kaka?

Sylvan Ebanks-Blake to Aston Villa
The Manchester United trainee has scored 23 goals this season at Plymouth and Wolves, drawing comparisons with the legendary Darren Bent – the one that used to score a lot for Ipswich and Charlton, not the one lurking eerily in the changing rooms at Spurs, muttering profanities to himself.

Steve Harper to Liverpool

Could arguably the best second-choice keeper in the Premier League trade in Newcastle’s number 13 jersey to be second choice over at Liverpool?


1 response so far
  • isaac // August 3, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    slt
    a mon avis, l’internatinnal togolais Emmanuel Abebayor ne doit pas pour le moment quitter Arsenal. Sans analyse, on voit que c’est le club qui pour le moment le convient. Quitter Arsenal risque de l’emmener a rester au bancs a barcelone et peut etre a milan ac. C’est le cas d’Henri qui est actullement au banc et qui joue rarement maintenant et souvent les dernières minutes. Barca est trop plein de meilleurs joueurs, peut etre Milan est mieu pour Abebayor mais le Barca, moi je dis non et je camperai sur ma décision jusqu’a nouvel ordre.
    Cordiallement isaac

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