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WAG Off – Abbey Clancy vs Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace

WAGs get involved in ‘boozy slanging match’, but which is better?

Last night confirmed two things: 1. When one hundred thousand people want you to miss a simple penalty, you will miss it, and 2. Even women fight on Saint George’s Day.

Supposedly out enjoying a gentle birthday drink with her boyfriend Peter Crouch, The Sun reports that it wasn’t long before gorgeous Abbey Clancy was completely drunk out of her mind and screaming at Aisleyne from Big Brother – Aisleyne being the current blonde dodging the red laser dot of Jermain Defoe’s sexual advances.

“I can’t believe Abbey Clancy was trying to fucking start with you,” snorted one of Aisleyne’s pals, as Clancy stumbled along the street, muttering to herself like a total loon.

But let us not get distracted by such lowbrow tittle tattle, and instead focus on the warring beauties. In the one corner is Horgan-Wallace (below), big of breast, blonde hair presumably from a bottle – she speaks the occasional bit of patois, and is pals with drug user Amy Winehouse.

And in the other, delightful young Clancy (below), who once wowed everyone by being a handy little pastry chef on Hell’s Kitchen. A former star of Britain’s Next Top Model, she can’t quite match Horgan-Wallace’s pneumatic pretend bosoms (hers being real), but what she does have is a great body and a terrific boyfriend.

Who’s better?

• Abbey Clancy
• Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace
• Bikini
• Liverpool
• Peter Crouch
• Sexy
• WAG
• WAG-off