But passion and a basic command of the English language don’t go hand-in-hand
Hey Chelsea fans, you need assurance that everything is going to be OK on those long, dark manager-less nights? Well, [...]
Read moreDon’t be afraid any more, people
Face it, everyone is frightened of women – even other women are. They’re just so fierce and angry, and should you ever find yourself on the wrong side of one, for Christ’s sake, run. Run like the wind.
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Boredom cure: Fancy driving a mini into Mark Lawrenson’s face? Come on, it’s Friday afternoon, you got something better to do?[Play Here]
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Read moreThe latest beauty to adorn Hamilton’s arm
A little while ago, the gruff and manly folk over at Grid Crasher had it on good authority that Swiss Formula One driver Lewis Hamilton was dating Australia’s second favourite Minogue. To Dannii’s dismay, the McLaren Mercedes ace then bowled [...]
Read moreToday’s rumours written down for you to read
For fans of Britain’s Got Talent, The Spoiler is backing either the kid who keeps moaning that people want to hit him because he sings like Aled Jones, or the long faced street urchin who bodypops. Not – make this clear [...]
Read moreCatholic clergymen simply can’t get enough of The Spoiler
It’s been another record month for The Spoiler, thanks in part to the Vatican City, whose blessed residents have visited this site three times in the last thirty days.
We hope you are enjoying Nereida Gallardo, Your Holiness.
Read moreIt’s their year, apparently… again
Somehow – no one is quite sure how – Spurs have managed to lure “The New Ronaldinho”, Giovani Dos Santos, away from Barcelona, and from right under the noses of Inter Milan [...]
Read moreComing to a tabloid near you soon
News – big shocking news – has just lurched into The Spoiler HQ, wearing a hat and jabbering about how there’s a picture doing the rounds of Arsene Wenger enjoying a sexy dance in a Marrakesh bar.
Unfortunately, [...]
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