WAG of the day

WAG No. 83: Coleen McLoughlin

This woman allows Wayne Rooney into her bed

Only a true cynic would say that Coleen doesn’t dance for her dinner. Okay Wayne brings home the majority of the bacon, but don’t forget, this lady is multi-talented.

Want proof? Well, she’s great at working out, she proved that with some exercise DVD or some such – Coleen McLoughlin’s Brand New Body Workout. She is a top journalist, writing for Closer magazine, and she once wrote a moving book about her own thoughts. Anyone who got to the end of that without weeping genuine tears of emotion literally doesn’t have a soul.

The handsome couple have been dating since they were both irksome little brats kicking stones around the rough council estates of Liverpool, and look at them now. He’s more sophisticated than a Champagne cocktail, and she wouldn’t be out of place at some kind of ambassador’s ball. It’s enough to make you want to spew with joy. Hence, WAG of the Day!

And as a special bonus, here she is issuing a chilling warning to the general public:

8 responses so far
  • IOD // June 1, 2008 at 11:09 am

    With his money I would allow him in to my bed.

  • Nicole // June 13, 2008 at 3:41 am

    My fave WAG!

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  • Wayno // July 15, 2008 at 10:51 pm


  • Wayno // July 15, 2008 at 10:52 pm

    Did I miss out; talentless?

  • booger // July 24, 2008 at 2:07 am

    “the handsome couple..”
    Ahahghahahagh!!!!!!!! Ugly fuckers

  • Audrey // May 20, 2009 at 1:25 am

    Does she speak english? Could someone translate?

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