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Video: Cesc Fabregas on fire

Nike find new way of endangering top sports stars, general public

Everyone knows that kids like to emulate their idols, so when Kobe Bryant jumped over a car, thousands of impressionable youngsters across the world were giving it a shot on camera. In their latest contribution to social responsibility, the big swoosh sportswear manufacturer have set Cesc Fabregas on fire. Nice work, chaps.

In a leaked memo, The Spoiler has discovered the names of future promo campaigns: ‘John Terry base jumping in a strait jacket’, ‘Fernando Torres shot out of a cannon into cactus field’ and ‘Jermain Defoe contracts an STI in Chinawhites toilet cubicle’.


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