Personal Space Invader
Go anywhere near Kevin Keegan and he will touch your face
Newcastle boss believes the traditional handshake is so passé
As Harry Enfield’s ‘Big Bob Joylove’ proved beyond reasonable doubt, nothing endears you to a rival, colleague or casual acquaintance quite like a good pat on the face.
Kevin Keegan is a strong advocate of palm-to-cheek affection, and has been avoiding the handshakes of players and managers up and down the country since his nineties prime.
Take a look at the inspirational gallery below and remember – why shake someone’s hand when you could invade their personal space?
Victim: Wenger
Victim: Keane
Victim: Grant
Victim: Venables
Victim: Jihai
Victim: Vialli
Victim: Owen
Victim: Benarbia
Victim: Megson
Victim: Fowler
Victim: Duff
(Imminent) victim: Given
The real victim: himself
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mike // May 7, 2008 at 5:38 pm
lmao. ridiculous.
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