Hideous Fashion Error

Has Ashley Cole learnt NOTHING?


While his pop star wife nipped out to look sensual with her bandmates, Ashley Cole took it upon himself to launch headlong into yet another set of enormous social blunders.

Mistake Number One was going to Chinawhites on a Wednesday – that (along with Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, Friday and Monday) is the big “let’s get drunk and have sex” night at the exclusive wine bar. The wife would not be impressed, especially given the fact that her husband has a bad habit of fornicating with other women.

And Mistake Number Two was a hideous fashion blunder involving what might be a toothpick or a lollypop stick. Everyone knows that only a gangster or a cop who tore up the rule book can get away with something so daring and against the grain. Ashley just looks like a twit.

Spit it out Cole, you idiot!

3 responses so far
  • Michael // May 8, 2008 at 11:56 am

    he looks like a twit, you say? well my local may be a haunt of tired old slappers but sometimes I fancy a pint. two that is easily a lolly pop, which is as much to do with fashion as supping on a cuppa or eating a fish cake. a complete non story here, although I’ve extended the pain by writing a humdrum response to it. so I guess the biggest fool in all this is me.

  • Josh Burt // May 8, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    Thanks for your feedback, Michael, even though I have no idea what most of it means. Fish cakes, by the way, are VERY fashionable.

  • No little Miss Angel // May 8, 2008 at 8:44 pm

    Lollypop?? Tooth pick?? It’s quite conspicuous that y’all ain’t never seen both, because there ain’t NO lollypop stick on the planet with that kind of burnt looking but. Nor is a tooth pick that big (what ya want him to drill out his teeth?).
    That thing looks more like a joint. Don’t know if ya’ll ever seen one, but that definitely looks like one’s kin.
    Naughty, Naughty Cole…

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