Russian Nightmare

Pack your bags Abramovich, the Chelsea fairytale is OVER!

Time to rip it up and start again, Chelsea

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What the Christ! Last night the world was treated to probably the worst fairytale of all time, akin to Cinderella meeting Prince Charming, only to find that beneath the sparkling veneer he’s actually really anal and a bit clinically depressed. It was all there for the Chelsea team and Abramovich – the big final, in Russia, the captain (Mister Chelsea, apparently) seconds away from making dreams come true. Then they blew it.

After years of hurling money around willy-nilly desperately striving to create something wonderful, has the Chelsea team finally imploded under the weight of expectation? The summer will surely see the likes of Drogba, Carvalho (absolutely awful last night) Malouda (shocking) Anelka (non-plussed) and even Lampard head off in search of a less hated team.

And could that be it for Abramovich? His interest in Chelsea has appeared to be in free fall since they lost the Carling Cup, and with revelations that all the money he’s piled in is just one big interest free loan, it wouldn’t be too much of a shock to see him disappear into the shadows. After all, Russia was supposed to be his crowning glory. It can never get this good again.

So next season – JT? Coley? Bunch of new boys? New manager?


14 responses so far
  • Pete borota // May 22, 2008 at 9:22 am

    You really a miserable cunt!

  • Jones, who? Mike Jones // May 22, 2008 at 9:24 am

    Pathetic article.

  • Leo // May 22, 2008 at 9:25 am

    Chelsea were awsome last night and deserved to win imo. Dont see the need for this cheap dig.

  • arty // May 22, 2008 at 9:26 am

    you could be the dumbest subhuman of all

  • Jerry El Marry // May 22, 2008 at 9:28 am

    Hmm, you sound like a bitter spurs or gooner. And Abramovich looked nervous as hell and real emotional for his club. Didnt see any sign of him being bored. Stop this hate propaganda, its disgusting

  • mustard // May 22, 2008 at 10:11 am

    Excellent article. Bang on.

    You can’t really argue with any of it. When was the last time Roman showed up at the bridge? It must have been humiliating to loose in his home country after putting millions into a foreign club!

    Almost as embarrassing as being led up the steps by Pete Kenyon to collect a losers medal (the second time in a season!)

  • Gooner gone // May 22, 2008 at 10:18 am

    Sounds like sour grapes from an Arsenal fan to me

  • busby babe // May 22, 2008 at 11:23 am

    What a load of tosh, Roman is in it for the long run. You sound like a typical American who know’s nothing about football (by the way, it’s Mr Chelsea, not Mister Chelsea and what does ‘What the Christ’ mean?). The game last night was superb, both teams played well, Man U the better in the 1st half, Chelsea the better in the 2nd and extra time. Chelsea deserved to win it, but penalties are cruel! As for Mustard’s little comment about a losers medal, then you’re either a Spurs fan (well done on winning the prestigious league cup! haha) or you are a team who hasn’t won anything this season, and probably for the last 10 seasons (haha). Man U deserved to win the league (remember that Chelsea were without top players for African Nations and had many injuries), but Chelsea deserved the win last night. By the way, whoever wrote the original article above is a total knobhead!

  • Roman Rasberry // May 22, 2008 at 11:46 am

    Abramovich definately aint right, got a touch of the peter beardsleys about him, has to be to take on a shit club like chelsea, no wonder he is now spunking 60 million on a picture of a fat bird, chelsea will never win the champs league hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • mustard // May 22, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    Busby – I can take the comments about the “presitigious” league cup whilst enjoying the fact that we won a cup this season & you won nothing. Not only did Chelsea win nothing, but they made themselves look like fools in the process. TWICE!

    Anyway, I’m much more interested to know why as a chelsea fan (which i deduce from your clearly deluded comments about deserving to win) you’ve chosen “busby babes” as your name – very strange. Have you chosen your team to support next year’s already. Tad early?

  • Roman Raspberry // May 22, 2008 at 12:52 pm

    Am I a Sunderland fan?

  • Jack // May 22, 2008 at 9:45 pm

    Mustard, learn how to spell “lose.”

    As for this article, well, it’s already been said.

  • True Futbol // May 23, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    evidently the cuntlip who writes these articles enjoys the feeling of wayne “overrated” rooney’s penis in his arse.

  • Tramp // May 23, 2008 at 4:33 pm

    I love the way everyone gets so uptight about The Spoilers blog, go find another sports blog that is less ‘biasd’ and refrain from commenting useless crap on here. It may pain you Chelsea fans to hear this but 2 years without a league title i wouldnt be surprised if the man who has it all gets fed up of not winning it all.

    Face the facts big names leaving? Rumours of Grant have always been around, could we really think it so surprising if Abramovich randomnly packed his bags?

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