Ramos starts the clear out, Keane goes poaching
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For those who lie awake wondering whatever happened to Bill Wyman after he walked out on the Rolling Stones in 1993, you can breathe easy – he’s totally fine, and making a fine living as the face of SuperSmoker electronic cigarettes. They look brilliant/ridiculous. Anyway, now that you can relax properly, why not fill your mind with new information, like today’s transfer rumours?
Paul Robinson to Bolton
Forgetful Gary Megson – Egyptian keeper Ali Al Habsi emerged as a star in Bolton’s relegation run-in, he was brilliant. Not brilliant enough to keep Megson’s beady eyes away from Robinson’s slippery wet hands though.
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: For £5 million! Madness.
Gregory Coupet to Tottenham
While Robinson takes his eel-like fingers back up North. Juande Ramos is putting France’s number one goalkeeper on a ferry for half the price.
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Likely, even for a 35-year-old.
Barcelona and Chelsea to swap Giovani Dos Santos for Florent Malouda
Apparently it has been decided that ‘the new Ronaldinho’ is worth the same amount as Malouda – the third worst signing in the history of football.
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Hey, Liverpool should swap Pennant for Kaka!
Mikael Silvestre to Bordeaux
Having morphed into a strange apparition rumoured to lurk in the changing rooms of Man United, never kicking a ball, Silvestre is apparently considering a career playing football. In France.
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Might United fall apart without him? No.
Richard Dunne and Stephen Ireland to Sund-ireland
Roy Keane looks set to play the Irish card, for a change.
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Could do.
2 responses so far
Yafith // May 23, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Thanks for the Articles but you have mentioned that ALI AL HABSI IS AN Egyptian – you are mistaken dear – he is Omani – born in the Sultanate of Oman in December 30 1981 – pure Omani – father / mother as well, – this is for your kind information –
Kindest regards
Yafith
Oman
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Nasser AlHidaifi // May 24, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Thanks for the Articles but you have mentioned that ALI AL HABSI IS AN Egyptian – you are totally wrong dear – he is an Omani – born in the Sultanate of Oman in December 30 .And his family too are omanis and still living in Oman with oman nationality.
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