Transfer Talk

Evra to AC Milan, new Arsenal wonderchild, and OMG! Lampard to Inter… again!

All today’s rumours in a big sexy list

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While the football season ended about a week ago, Rafa Benitez had built up so much talking momentum that his mouth has failed to stop, and the last few days have seen him overheard by passers-by droning about how he wants more money, and Wenger’s an idiot, and he’s the boss of the best team ever, and the world is cruel. He wants money! More money! Arrrrrggggghhhhh!…. shut up, Rafa. Shut up and read.

Samuel Eto’o to Chelsea
Having previously failed to sign Luka Modric, it really looks like Chelsea are keen to lose all of Tottenham’s transfer targets. At this rate Spurs might start thinking they’re a big club. What’s that? They do already? Very funny.

The Spoiler Truth-o-meter:
This one could depend on Frank Rijkaard

Frank Lampard to Inter Milan…again
The Daily Mirror seem to be on top form again. On the very same day that every other paper leads with the story that Roberto Mancini will reject Chelsea and stay at Inter, the Mirror report that Jose Mourinho is definitely off to Italy and Lampard will be joining him. Those people are either way ahead of the game, or stuck in April.

The Spoiler Truth-o-meter:
Hmmmmmmmm

Dani Guiza to Arsenal

La Liga’s top scorer, and a keen member of Spain’s Euro 2008 squad, Wenger is reportedly wafting the smell of £20 million in his direction, whilst singing high pitched love songs.

The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: A definite could-do

Patrice Evra to AC Milan

Silly AC Milan, they think they can buy anyone with their so-called money, and rich footballing history.

The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Nope

Richard Dunne to Aston Villa

He’s already been linked with everyone from Arsenal to West Ham in the last few months, so it was just a matter of time before Martin O’Neill hurled his hat in the ring. Pointlessly

The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Off to Hull?


10 responses so far
  • dolapo // May 27, 2008 at 2:32 pm

    Daniel guiza would be a very good buy for arsenal. Surely, evra might just be lured to ac milan. if milan are truly interested.

  • Jules // May 27, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    “At this rate Spurs might start thinking they’re a big club. What’s that? They do already? Very funny.”

    LOVE IT

  • Sensimilla // May 27, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa! Ooohoohohohoho.ahahahaaaaaaaaaha!

    Spurs a big club?

    Ohohophohohohohoooooooooohoo, ahaaaaaaa
    You are killing me man, stop it!

  • Fat Boy // May 27, 2008 at 4:22 pm

    really poor piece of journalism, you should be ashamed of yourself.
    p.s. im not saying this because im a Tottenham fan infact i hate Tottenham.

  • UNPREDICTABLE // May 27, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    Fellow gunners, forget this, Guiza will never come to Arsenal, he is 27, too old and with that pricetag, Wenger should consider buying Micah Richards, or Barry or Johnson from City or Green, we need some of these English men incase Blatter wins, or some from our academy, for these french are becoming too much, i like them though, but 4 or 5 is enough, now at least 3 english will be alright, that is why i don’t want Hoyte to leave.

  • ChelseaBoy // May 27, 2008 at 5:57 pm

    Lampard is definitely going. 100%. Gone already. What was so special about Chelsea to him anyway. he loved Mourinho – not Chelsea

  • pirlo21 // May 27, 2008 at 8:46 pm

    the guy who wrote this shit doesnt know nothing about ac milans transfer politics… milan didnt spend as much money in the last three seasons as chelsea, manu or liverpool did for only one player…. its a shame that a guy like this claims things like this… its sad SOME people have short memory… btw milan wants evra for free cause his contract extends after next season… respect and much love to all people who treats us italians fairly… peace

  • slyvester ankomah // May 29, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    evra is coming to ac milan

  • Carolina // June 1, 2008 at 12:58 am

    This writer if you can call him that has not respect for him self nor the people that read it. Es un imbecil, idiota, que parece tener la ultima neurona muerta.
    Forza Milan!

  • ahcene // February 13, 2009 at 6:26 pm

    je veux une pére de chanssure

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