Evra to AC Milan, new Arsenal wonderchild, and OMG! Lampard to Inter… again!
All today’s rumours in a big sexy list
While the football season ended about a week ago, Rafa Benitez had built up so much talking momentum that his mouth has failed to stop, and the last few days have seen him overheard by passers-by droning about how he wants more money, and Wenger’s an idiot, and he’s the boss of the best team ever, and the world is cruel. He wants money! More money! Arrrrrggggghhhhh!…. shut up, Rafa. Shut up and read.
Samuel Eto’o to Chelsea
Having previously failed to sign Luka Modric, it really looks like Chelsea are keen to lose all of Tottenham’s transfer targets. At this rate Spurs might start thinking they’re a big club. What’s that? They do already? Very funny.
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: This one could depend on Frank Rijkaard
Frank Lampard to Inter Milan…again
The Daily Mirror seem to be on top form again. On the very same day that every other paper leads with the story that Roberto Mancini will reject Chelsea and stay at Inter, the Mirror report that Jose Mourinho is definitely off to Italy and Lampard will be joining him. Those people are either way ahead of the game, or stuck in April.
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Hmmmmmmmm
Dani Guiza to Arsenal
La Liga’s top scorer, and a keen member of Spain’s Euro 2008 squad, Wenger is reportedly wafting the smell of £20 million in his direction, whilst singing high pitched love songs.
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: A definite could-do
Patrice Evra to AC Milan
Silly AC Milan, they think they can buy anyone with their so-called money, and rich footballing history.
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Nope
Richard Dunne to Aston Villa
He’s already been linked with everyone from Arsenal to West Ham in the last few months, so it was just a matter of time before Martin O’Neill hurled his hat in the ring. Pointlessly
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Off to Hull?