Striker’s fondness for woven textiles proves costly 
As a karmic punishment for sporting a ropey perm, former Nottingham Forest goal machine Pierre van Hooijdonk has been conned out of £2m after investing in a Chinese textile company. The Dutchman, whose hair stylist may not [...]
Read moreXenophobes rejoice over Sepp’s latest masterplan
During a congress held at the home of football, Sydney, Australia, FIFA delegates have overwhelmingly voted in favour of Sepp Blatter’s ‘six-plus-five’ plan, which would could limit the amount of foreign players in a team to five. The BBC sez:
Blatter [...]
Read moreDavid Bentley IS going to Chelsea (apparently), so get betting!
The great big money making news from the more discerning characters over at chickendinner is that some hapless turf accountants have odds of around 5/1 on David Bentley moving to Chelsea. As mentioned, like, decades ago
Read moreAlso appearing on a computer near you… (with a little help from Flight of the Conchords)
Michael Ballack’s pimped ride [Grid Crasher]
Bet on the next Chelsea manager [chickendinner]
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Read morePhotoshoppers won’t leave Europe’s second best team alone
The internets have been rife with Chelsea-based torment since last week’s Champions League finals, and my two favourite virals arrived in my inbox this week. Who do you prefer – John Terry the [...]
Read moreQueen B helps commemorate a Spoiler landmark
Today, Spoiler readers, is a momentous occasion. Not only does it mark the fact that I have held down a job for 100 consecutive working days (take that, Mr Parole officer!) but it also means we have been celebrating the weird and [...]
Read moreAll today’s transfers in a scroll down listy thing
Think about it: Italian men always seem to be wearing hair product, they probably look at us and wonder why we don’t bother. Well, riddle over, Italian friends – you obviously haven’t heard of something called rain. It’s a [...]
Read moreMore proof that boobs are pretty great
There’s nothing quite watching the beautiful game get a little bit more beautiful. But be warned, these lovely ladies are BOBFOCS.
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