Get a load of Jose Mourinho’s shock first signing!
All of today’s rumours, translated from Portuguese
Well done Chelsea – after striking the fear of God into everyone for ages, the mask appears to have slipped. Roman didn’t get his wish of a winning final in Russia, all the best managers are giving them a wide berth, and what are the chances of Lampsie, the Drog-man, and even snarling Mikey Essien heading out east to lick pasta sauce from Mourinho’s chin next season? Pretty high, many would argue. And, it doesn’t end there…
Ashley Cole to Inter Milan
Mourinho had quite some effect on the Chelsea players, a bit like Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society – you know, where the young boys find rebellion through poetry? Heart wrenching film, that one. Williams doesn’t crack a single gag. Anyway, in a similar vein, Ashley Cole might move towards Mourinho, if people waft enough money stink his way.
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Time to alienate Italy, Ashley?
Peter Crouch to Aston Villa
Martin O’Neill has named his price, and is demanding £8 million plus Crouch to relinquish Barry. But that makes it £3 billion, thinks Benitez, ridiculously.
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: The bookies say he’s going to Portsmouth
Carlo Costly to Wigan
The clue is in the name.
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Can already the tabloid typewriters guffawing amongst themselves
Antti Niemi to Hull
How weird, rather than following the Watford and Derby route of signing rubbish players from rubbish teams, Hull are actually trying to sign guys from other Premier League clubs. Do they not know how this works?
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Come on, Hull!
5 responses so far
Julie, UK // June 4, 2008 at 10:24 am
Sorry didn’t read much of your article, I couldn’t stop laughing at the pic, fantastic!! Love it!
thepupsplums // June 4, 2008 at 11:50 am
It’s a real picture from training at Chelsea, they suffer serious ear flickage if they make an error during training…ouch!
chalovesmonkeys // June 4, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Where did you get that pic? It’s probably my favouritest thing ever.
Can I has it?
RedbyDawn // June 4, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Looks like he’s picking nits off of Cashley’s head.
Tramp // June 5, 2008 at 9:46 am
Funny read as always, nice easy way to pick up the transfer talk
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