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The real reason Carlo Ancelotti couldn’t manage Chelsea
Milan gaffer can’t go 45 minutes without his beloved cancer sticks
In Italy, one can alleviate the stress of top flight management by enjoying the cool refreshing taste of a filthy mid-game cigarette. Sparking up on the touchline in the UK, however, was outlawed pretty much at the same time as the death penalty and witchcraft. Considering Carlo Ancelotti’s crafty antics at last year’s Celtic/ AC Milan game, he wouldn’t last five minutes in any of the Premier League’s fine smoke-free stadia – so it’s no wonder he has decided to stay ‘loyal’ to his current employer.
Still think Ancelotti will come to West London? Put your money where your persistent opinion is right here, you crazy fool.
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