The Ice man cometh

Cristiano Ronaldo struts around hotels in his pants

Talented footballer knows no shame

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Pictured, friends, is an enormous breach of international hotel etiquette – you don’t wander around swishy hotels (namely The Crowne Plaza in Moscow) willy-nilly in just your pants. And yet, that’s exactly what cocky winger Cristiano Ronaldo is doing here, as if he is somehow above the law.

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The Man United hero was spotted by a keen snapper helping himself to large quantities of ice from the machine in the lobby. Half naked? Fetching some ice in the middle of the night? Who would do such a thing? This clip featuring Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger might go some way to explaining the whole sordid situation. WARNING: Contains panpipes and a nipple…


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