Frank Lampard prepares to join Inter Milan
Today’s transfer rumours, brimming with metrosexuality
If the picture above is to be believed, Princess Frank has already packed his favourite makeup travel case ahead of a big new move to Milan. They’ll really dig his all-pink beachwear in the fashion capital, but will he go running to the open arms of The Special One or stick around to let Big Phil beat him like a red haired stepchild?
Frank Lampard to Inter
Internazionale confirmed Lampard as their number one transfer target yesterday, and now Mourinho and Scolari are both dangling club badges in front of his face, forcing him to choose which one to kiss.
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: We think he may love Mourinho a little more than Chelsea
Ronaldinho to Chelsea
Even though he’s still contracted to Barcelona, Deco has taken it upon himself to become Chelsea’s travel agent, by advising Ronaldinho to steer clear of smelly Manchester and move to petal-scented West London.
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Can see it happening
Ivan Klasnic to Wigan
After scoring the winner for Croatia last night, Klasnic has decided it may be time to plunge for the glitz, glamour and endless excitement of Premier League football by signing for…Wigan.
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Bigger clubs may come calling
David Bentley to Aston Villa
Bentley wants to leave Blackburn to get a shot at a club playing in the Champions League but he said he’d settle for UEFA Cup football. Surely he doesn’t want to play in the Intertoto with Villa though?
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: It’s Chelsea, The Spoiler told you that ages ago
Peter Crouch to Portsmouth
It’s emerged that Harry Redknapp’s opening bid for the Liverpool reserve will be £10 million. Opening bid! If he’s willing to start that high, just how much is he going to end up going for?
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Like the man himself, the price is high, but he’s destined for a Fratton Park return
Darren Bent to Celtic
Remember Chris Sutton? John Hartson? Georgios Samaras? Celtic have always loved signing Premier League strikers when their career starts to nosedive and it looks like they’re at it again.
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Will probably stay put – especially if Berbatov goes
Carlton Cole to Sunderland
Roy Keane spent £5 million on Michael Chopra last summer and £5.5 million on Kieran Richardson, so we shudder to think how much he’ll bid for a striker who started 31 Premier League games last season.
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Could cover Kenwyne Jones by not scoring too
[Picture source: The Sun]
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