Poignant Flashback

Goodbye Harold Bishop, you great big bear!

Legend leaves for ever… or for a bit anyway

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It’s been an emotional day, and a deeply tearful evening looms too, as Harold Bishop sets sail from Erinsborough to go and live on a sexually liberated commune with a gang of foreign students. Neighbours will be a weaker show for it. After all, great as Lou Carpenter is, his head is just too boulder-like, and his voice lacks the velvet Bishop smooth. He was an intelligent and decent man.

To put it all in perspective, here’s a few things that happened when we first met Harold (then known as The Fonze – we think), way back in 1987:

1. Pat Cash, another Australian man, won Wimbledon.

2. Wayne Rooney was two.

3. Everton won Division One.

4. Norwich were the fifth best football team in England.

5. Alex Ferguson’s eyes weren’t yet buried beneath a puffy cushion made of sleep deprivation.

6. England won the Ashes.

Amazing.


2 responses so far
  • Avram Magic // June 18, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    Tragic news. In these difficult months without Premier League football he’s been one of the few reasons I’ve managed to drag myself out of bed come lunchtime.

  • RedbyDawn // June 18, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    Doctors shits all over Neighbours.

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