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Dennis Wise and Ian Wright share a private moment

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Little Dennis Wise isn’t all about needless aggression and taking Mike Ashley’s money for no particular reason. In his late nineties playing career, he also offered free testicular exams, and here he is carrying one out on The Sun’s least informed sports journalist.

Thanks to eagle-eyed Sporno fan Pranav for the spot.

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