Look fierce!
Dress like Ronaldo – Part One
Say hello to Mr Stylish…
Sick of having no sense of style? Confused by Serena Williams wearing a mac on a boiling hot day? Of course you were, everyone was. But fashion need no longer be a dirty word used only by homosexual gentlemen and stylists, you too could be fashionable. Just do as Cristiano Ronaldo and his gym-ravaged girlfriend, Nereida Gallardo, do.
So first in your suitcase this summer…
HIM: Rosary beads (plastic), mirrored shades, red cap (NB. MUST BE BACKWARDS), flippy-floppies, white hotpants.
HER: White bikini, tiny head, slippers, sweatband (NB. Must fit head), tracing paper nightie (pink), tattooed groin (optional).
Happy shopping, folks!
More great/disturbing pics after the jump
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19 responses so far
ronaldo // June 26, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Great photos!
Anna // June 26, 2008 at 5:14 pm
terrible legs and that clolour of her dress :-/
Tiffany // June 27, 2008 at 1:22 am
Holy crap!! R is so hot!! And he likes imperfect women!! Can he get ANY hotter? There is hope for us chubbies out there…
sardyna // June 27, 2008 at 9:14 am
omg! look at her leg’s! they’re terrible
Marta // June 27, 2008 at 9:48 am
her legs, abs, dress and whole she is terrible… you’re right tiffany there’s a hope for us
tysia106 // June 27, 2008 at 11:58 am
she is terrible… awful
Paulina // June 27, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Oboje są cudowni uwielbiam Nareide jest wspaniała, olewa krytyke to śliczna normalna dziewczyna a Cristiano najprzystojniejszy facet na świecie oprócz mojego mężczyzny oczywiście i życze im wszystkiego najlepszego
Goods // June 28, 2008 at 2:46 am
I’m smash.
Martha // June 29, 2008 at 11:02 pm
They’re both great!
Rummy // June 30, 2008 at 7:02 pm
HA! they’re a perfect match. tacky and tackier.
Wolfox // July 2, 2008 at 9:14 am
She is great in bed according to the news, so maybe there is hope for those with that quality!
marina // July 2, 2008 at 12:14 pm
OMG she’s so ugly and exuse me but…she’s a model with those legs???
Tamika // July 15, 2008 at 2:26 pm
im sorry i thought spanish girls were hot and they r but this nereida slut she is a disgrace not only to the latinas but to the species of women all over the world. oh wait i forgot she’s a man and i agree marina how the f*** is she classified as a model with those legs and that thing she calls face. CR pisses me off with his choice of women/men. blessed with good looks but not good taste.
tomas hotline // August 7, 2008 at 6:06 pm
ronaldo is the coolest human alive i wish i was him
ronaldo // August 8, 2008 at 3:09 pm
i look so cool in those photos man my girl is hot
Mubeen // January 16, 2010 at 6:14 am
Ronaldo you are Ausumn i like your style your handsome evryone like you but i have a question why did you leave manutd im just asking don t feel bad just asking take care
Mubeen // January 16, 2010 at 6:16 am
exelent you are handsome then all other players i love your style
Rami // December 24, 2010 at 1:08 pm
Many make the mistake of believing other tribute acts or impersonators claim’s of being the best tribute to the King Of Skills , Cristiano Ronaldo. Although they may be talented in what they do, there is only one true professional Impersonator who undoubtedly reigns supreme.is going to make a plastic surgery to become the man himself This is Rami
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