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Vote: Is Ronaldo’s WAG Nereida Gallardo hot or not?

Is the world’s favourite supporting lady worthy of her title?

The Spoiler’s most popular post rankings pay testament to the fact that Nereida Gallardo is currently the world’s most popular WAG. According to official made up statistics, her name is the most searched-for term in interweb history, four out of five Spanish men have admitted they say her name in their sleep and thirteen separate ships named ‘Nereida’ will be launched in 2008.

The failed model has stolen our hearts with early photoshoots, bikini parade videos and unashamed topless fun, but the recent pictures of her holiday with C-Ron7TM have seen controversial adjectives like ‘sturdy’ and phrases such as ‘legs like a sack full of mouldy custard’ applied to her.

Are the critics being harsh on her unique ‘part silicone/ part tattoo/ part fierceness’ composition, or should Ms Gallardo be placed right up in the higher echelons of WAG hierarchy with Abbey Clancy and her ilk.

Frankly, The Spoiler office is torn on the subject, so settle it once and for all by voting and commenting below.

24 responses so far
  • Champ Kind // June 26, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    I think she’s hot for sure. That bronzed adonis muppet Ronaldo could probably do better though

  • AndrewK // June 26, 2008 at 2:35 pm

    best be careful or you’ll give the poor girl an eating disorder.

  • Mistress Christina // June 26, 2008 at 3:54 pm

    It’s not that she’s totally fugly, it is that he can do better. Also the whole “it’s been my life dream to be WAG” and that she is a “struggling topless model” (Thanks to the Sun for that description) that really annoys me. Couldn’t he be with a girl who hides her gold-diggerness better? And is maybe a successful topless model?

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  • RassHenry // June 27, 2008 at 2:51 am

    She is a “BITCH” & he is a “GAY”. Good, combination & its made in hell.

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  • rob@thesportsaffiliate.com // June 27, 2008 at 4:52 am

    My vote is YES, she is hot.

  • George Costanza // June 27, 2008 at 8:29 am

    She’s OK. Way down the list of WAGS though.

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  • Troy // June 28, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    Nice body, HIDEOUS face. The former usually blinds guys to the latter.

    See here:


  • Wolfox // July 2, 2008 at 9:18 am

    She is a very hot girl. And just imagine what she can do in bed, that makes her hotter. Yet some of you are right as he is the sex symbol in soccer these days, so he could do a lot better!

  • shugacandy // July 2, 2008 at 2:33 pm

    she’s ugly as asshole…! cristiano can found more hotter than that slut…!

  • andjela // July 8, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    she’s soooooooooooo uglyyyyyy!!!!! SHORT and FAT!!!!!! she has cellulit and her legs are terrible!!!!!!! ronaldo what’s wrong with you? are you ok? you can get much better girl than she is!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ps.shugacandy i agree.

  • rudy // July 9, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    the hot one is Ronaldo!

  • Tamika // July 15, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    ok i think the whole universe agrees thats she is NOT hot, far frm it and the only ppl who think that she is are the (guys) sex deprived losers who think any object whit big boobs is hot, now these r the ppl who got no class themselves who r pathetic and of course worthless oh and cant get any girls in real life so to them an ugly fat whore like nereida the trash is hot. losers!!!

  • Someone // August 4, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    Pffttt…. she’s pretty rough by what he could be pulling. I mean its great to see that he doesn’t go for the steoreotypical, wafer thin model, but Cristiano, babe, lap up the fame and glory and bang only the finest of A grade girls.
    Ronaldo was fighting well below his weight with this one – good to see he got rid of the scrag.
    She has a mid section but thats about it.
    Get some eyebrows sweety.
    Ronaldo (aka Portuguese Sex God) could do way better – and thats a completely unbiased opinion hahah
    If she could pull him, then I think im in with a pretty good chance!

  • MO // August 4, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    She’s hot, has a nice a nice body and has a pretty face. However, she has a thing that makes me hate her; her slutty personality. Too bad she seems prettier on the outside than inside.
    As for CR, I’ll leave that for the girls

  • katarina // August 13, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    hejjjjjjjj looooook at this cellulite, it is terribbbbbleeeeeee!!!!!!!he had a more beautifullll girls before….she is olllldddddd and fatttttt!!!!!!!!!!

  • shlee // January 15, 2009 at 3:18 am

    she looks evil,,, she looks like any minute now shes gonna stab ya to death

  • Blah // June 21, 2009 at 8:40 pm

    Tamika, I totally agree! I don’t understnad why he would even look at her. She looks like a troll. and kinda fat. he is better looking than her! oh yeah i definitely have a chance with him. and i think a lot of losers who can’t get hot girls think she’s “hot.” she’s not hidoeus but she’s not pretty, and definitely not on his level! guess she has a great personality or SOMETHING.

  • Tiffany // June 21, 2009 at 8:42 pm

    Lol. where the hell is she going with those cottage cheese legs?? she hides them around him right??? geez he can do so much better.

  • Ana // January 3, 2010 at 3:38 pm

    Seriously?, I know they broke ages ago but the girls here need to chill the fuck out.. All you bitches that say she is fat and ugly, in reality your that yourself.
    She’s not at all fat, she’s just muscular and I’m certain that she’s not the only woman in the world who has cellulite, models themselves have it but the magazines just photo shops it. In my opinion, she’s got a great body, not the best face, and could have a bit more class but other than that, theres nothing wrong with her physique, take a look at yourselves to all the bitches that said shit about her. Cristiano probably picked her because she is a killer in the sack but yeh he could have done better. and btw Ronaldo doesn’t like the paris hilton body type and I can see why, (eww). he likes his girls with big tits and big ass. theres a difference between women with big asses and big ass women (who are the fat ones).

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