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Ronaldo’s WAG Nereida Gallardo: officially not hot

Spoiler readers deliver damning verdict over C-Ron’s lady

Upholding our reputation for quality investigative journalism, yesterday The Spoiler set out to discover if you, the citizens of this net of ours, believed the world’s most popular WAG was worthy of her status. The votes are in, and we’re afraid it’s sad news for the vainest man alive (honestly, who tucks their board shorts up into themselves?): Nereida Gallardo is not a fox.

The motion that the failed model deserves a place on the hotness podium beside Abbey Clancy and Gemma Atkinson has been narrowly defeated, as 52 per cent of voters said “Not hot”, while 32 per cent decided she was, and therefore of sufficient calibre to share a bed with her preening hairless partner. The remaining 16 per cent decided to vote even though they had no strong feelings on the subject. If you ever make up your mind, 16 per cent, do let us know.

Do you disagree with the poll’s outcome? There’s still time to turn this decision around, so make sure you and your Nereida lovin’ chums pile on right here!

5 responses so far
  • Marta // June 28, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    i hate her and she’s officialy not hot

  • Tiffany // June 29, 2008 at 3:07 am

    R dating a not hot chick just makes him HOTTER. Not only does he have a SMOKIN body, now he has a heart of gold for dating a woman who isn’t Miss (fill-in country)/model/super model/hooker…opps, I mean model

  • Martha // June 29, 2008 at 11:11 pm

    HOWEVER… She’s cute ;>

  • Tamika // July 15, 2008 at 1:54 pm

    is this even an issue to discuss i mean even the blind ppl can tell that she looks like a man she scares me she’s far from hot damn ronaldo about time u realised u were sleepin with a transexual who is not only ugly but way too old for you. everything about her is fake and she is the cheapest whore i ever seen.

  • Cristiano Ronaldo has broken up with Nereida Gallardo | The Spoiler // January 12, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    [...] So what was the straw that broke the modern slave’s back? Was it the news that Nereida had slept with potential new teammate Sergio Ramos? Was it her classy modelling past? Or was it simply the fact that she isn’t particularly good looking? [...]

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