The Rooneys’ honeymoon horror show trundles on
Please Wayne, do SOMETHING!
Okay, now we’re all starting to feel awkward. Last week, The Spoiler showcased Wayne Rooney’s unbelievable lack of imagination as he and his new bride, Coleen, spent the first three days of their honeymoon languishing in the hotel pool until their entire bodies wrinkled like stewed prunes. But shockingly it didn’t end there. They’re still at it!
For Christ’s sake, hurry up and start Premier League season – these long watery silences are becoming unbearable!