Bad Start

The Rooneys’ honeymoon horror show trundles on

Please Wayne, do SOMETHING!

Okay, now we’re all starting to feel awkward. Last week, The Spoiler showcased Wayne Rooney’s unbelievable lack of imagination as he and his new bride, Coleen, spent the first three days of their honeymoon languishing in the hotel pool until their entire bodies wrinkled like stewed prunes. But shockingly it didn’t end there. They’re still at it!

For Christ’s sake, hurry up and start Premier League season – these long watery silences are becoming unbearable!



6 responses so far
  • NAG // June 30, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    Maybe they like water sports

  • Daveyparkender // June 30, 2008 at 10:37 pm

    SFW = So Feckin What. You press people fawning over these psycophants need to get the message that there are millions of us normal folk couldn`t give a monkeys arse what these people do or don`t friggin do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    He`s an ugly unshaven footballer & she was a nobody who married one -SFW

  • Hardly Workin' // July 1, 2008 at 2:25 am

    Worst. Honeymoon. Ever.

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  • Warri Gooner // July 1, 2008 at 10:38 am

    My God. Some of you press people are really funny. You mean you have nothing better to do than to camp outside the hotel of a couple on their honeymoon?

  • phill // July 1, 2008 at 11:59 am

    How many millions do the same, what’s the difference other than bank balance? How do I get a job as one of these so called journo’s/photographers… what an easy life! Report on something with substance for a change.

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