Gordinho

Ronaldinho is back, still hideously overweight

Barca striker proves that black isn’t a slimming colour

Ronaldinho

Over the weekend, troubled Barcelona star Ronaldinho finally returned from ‘injury’ to appear in a Venezuelan charity match. The Brazilian netted two good goals in front of the 38,000 strong crowd, but 7-7 final scoreline suggests the standard wasn’t particularly [...]

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Healthy Regime

Rooney’s rigourous pre-season training continues

Cigarettes and fast food help Wayne stay fit in his summer break

The Wynn Casino is one of the best in Las Vegas, boasting no less than fifteen award winning restaurants. Guests, for example, may enjoy the Michelin-starred delights of celebrity chef Alessandro Stratta in Alex, or the equally Michelin-starred delicacies avaliable in [...]

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The Jens Conspiracy

Jens Lehmann thinks the Euro 2008 final was fixed

Stuttgart keeper is a bad loser

Jens Lehmann When you brush aside his arrogance, whinging and tendency to physically abuse fellow players and photographers, Jens Lehmann is a professional who accepts defeat in the manner expected of an experienced international player. Oh wait, that’s not true at all:

“The [...]

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In case you missed it

Video: Germany/ Spain highlights

Torres and co drink the German’s milkshake in Vienna

Germany/ Spain Euro 2008 Final

The world’s media are making a big fuss about Spain finally breaking their 44 year spell without any silverware, and this could be a great sign for England: by the 2010 [...]

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wedded bliss

The Rooneys show worrying lack of honeymoon flair

We give it three years… tops

Wise men say that the key to a long happy marriage is variety. You need to mix it up. Of course, we would all like to eat ham and chips every day, and make great missionary love by night, but women are complicated creatures. They actually like change.

So, [...]

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American Woman

Sexy Wimbledon Lady No.6: Brooklyn Decker

Ever seen a grown woman almost naked?

Okay, so Brooklyn Decker isn’t strictly a female tennis player. In fact, whether she has ever played tennis or not isn’t even known. Not by anyone. But what we do know is that she’s engaged to Andy Roddick – he’s the big serving American hopeful who [...]

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Bad eggs

The “What the hell were we thinking?” XI

None of these men are the new Pele…

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Everyone makes mistakes. After all, wasn’t it someone at Channel 4 who once thought it a delightful idea to lock a beautiful Indian woman in a room with a mob of angry racists? That didn’t quite work out as hoped. Other [...]

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