Fun in the Sun

Cristiano Ronaldo swaps Nereida for beach toys

Man Utd star straddles his other inflatable plastic friend

Cristiano Ronaldo and a deer

Showing his obvious fondness for ‘frolicking’, the world’s vainest man got to grips with a purple and yellow deer thing yesterday while enjoying the Sardinian coastline.

While C-Ron’s regression to a childlike state is charming to see, his choice of swimwear is not. The tricky winger has graduated from tucking his boardshorts into themselves, to the sort of minuscule swimwear that only Scandinavians deem appropriate for public use:

Cristiano Ronaldo and Nereida Gallardo

More pictures of Ronaldo’s Casino Royale trunks and Nereida’s latest skimpies after the jump…

Cristiano Ronaldo and Nereida Gallardo

Cristiano Ronaldo and Nereida Gallardo

Cristiano Ronaldo and Nereida Gallardo

[Muchos Thank yous to Machochip]


7 responses so far
  • Ella // July 1, 2008 at 10:49 am

    Scandinavians do NOT deem them appropriate: alone or in public. They are awful and he should be ashamed. Frankly, they’re so bloody awful, YOU should be ashamed for putting them here. ;)

  • Paul // July 1, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    She looks like a tranny

  • Dro // July 1, 2008 at 11:57 pm

    Hey Ella, they are in Sardinia (Italy) not Scandinavia genius. By the way, she really does look like a tranny, nice observation

  • Lord Hugginton // July 2, 2008 at 7:46 am

    Hey Dro, Ella is referring to Scandinavia because it is referenced in the article, genius.

  • dilara // July 2, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    omg man nereidaa ich kan die gar nciht leiden ….die ist doch nur mit ronaldo zusammen weil er viel geld hatt -.-
    viileicht ist die ja hübsch und soo aber
    so eine hu***
    nacktmodel so hesslich wen die es so nötig hat
    lol…
    ich rasste wen die 2 heiraten =´(

  • andjela // July 9, 2008 at 1:57 pm

    look at her legs in the thirt picture. she has cellulit.

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