Aaaall Woman

Sexy Wimbledon Lady No.8: Serena Williams

Say hello to the strong face of beauty…

There’s no avoiding it, Serena Williams is a whole world of woman. Strong, athletic, muscular – and that’s just the buttocks. Were she a Venn diagram, “buxom”, “sexy” and “gargantuan” would all be overlapping… if that’s what Venn diagrams do. They’re the ones with the circles, right?

A force of nature, Serena is perfectly capable of winning every single tennis competition she enters, it’s more just a case of whether she can be bothered. After all, she could be strutting about a gorgeous sandy beach, or launching a fashion range instead. And why not? Serena can do anything she wants – except speak properly. Because while God was busy creating a Michelangelo sculpture come to life, he forgot to leave time to craft an appropriately syrupy drawl. Instead he just put a foghorn where a voice box should be.

 


2 responses so far
  • Paul // July 1, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    Ok so face wise she is not the best looking black woman in the world but i still would because of her big arse Lol IMO

  • tone // July 2, 2008 at 6:41 am

    Sexy? Fuck me! It’d be like shagging Rampage Jackson, she’s a monster!

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