Brazilian Ronaldo shows Portuguese Ronaldo how to be sexy on holiday
Porky striker slays the dragon named dignity in Ibiza
After seeing his Portuguese namesake sport some unecessarily tiny swimwear in Sardinia, Brazilian Ronaldo has decided to up the sexy stakes by showing the world his super-hot skimpy pants.
The AC Milan star – said to have been released by his club following a season-ending knee injury – yesterday sat aboard a yacht in Ibiza displaying a belly that would make Ronaldinho proud. The ‘Kramer’ hairstyle really tops off a look befitting of a megastar whose dating record includes supermodels, TV presenters and various other ladies who wouldn’t touch him with a ten-foot ugly stick if he wasn’t famous.
The lady averting her eyes from the sight of his growing paunch is WAG Bia Anthony, who is rumoured to be pregnant. Obviously his stunning physique and unfaltering loyalty have made her forgive him for solicitng transvestite prostitutes.



5 responses so far
chris // July 2, 2008 at 2:53 pm
nice
Hayet // July 2, 2008 at 5:29 pm
The baby has already been born. He got a daughter and her name is Cristine
La // July 3, 2008 at 5:46 am
why god why?
KB // July 7, 2008 at 8:55 pm
What a “waiste” of talent. Prick!!!
Abe // July 8, 2008 at 12:09 am
This is killing me. He is exactly a waste of talent
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