Vegas Two Times

Wayne Rooney has a hideous Stereophonics tattoo

Thank God he didn’t get one saying ‘Performance & Cocktails’

Wayne Rooney’s Stereophonics tattoo

Last month, we told you how Coleen organised a surprise appearance by the Stereophonics for the Rooney wedding reception, as they are Wayne’s favourite band. During their Vegas honeymoon, it appears that Wayne got out of the pool just long enough to have a tattoo etched onto his arm paying tribute to the Welsh rockers:

Wayne Rooney’s Stereophonics tattoo

The unsightly forearm inking says ‘Just Enough Education to Perform,’ the name of the third ‘Phonics long player. The album, whose hits include the anti-media anthem ‘Mr Writer‘ and ‘Vegas Two Times‘, was titled in reference to a term applied to soldiers who are barely capable dressing themselves, let alone firing a weapon. Having left school without a single GCSE, Wayne obviously felt this was a fitting message to have imprinted on his skin for the rest of his life.

Spoiler bonus: JEEP is said to be Wayne’s favourite Stereophonics albums, but it is one of their worst. Here’s a track from their brilliant debut Word Gets Around

[The Daily Mail]

9 responses so far
  • Steve in Lincoln // July 9, 2008 at 8:46 am

    Knob, Not enough education, but I’m glad he can perform.

  • Terry // July 9, 2008 at 9:28 am

    >>> The little tiger has someone else, not Colin.

    >>> He placed a profile on a famous dating site,,and got a super model.

  • rudy // July 9, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    oh my god… there’s ugly people, ugly people and ugly people…. then comes Wayne Rooney! A face only a mother can love :S

  • Daily Dose, 07.09.08 | The Offside // July 10, 2008 at 2:34 am

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  • troy // July 10, 2008 at 6:18 am

    is he wearing a rutgers hat?

  • erin // July 10, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    he sure is!

  • Lord Huggington // July 10, 2008 at 1:36 pm

    What is Rutgers?

  • als // July 10, 2008 at 1:42 pm

    Rutgers is an American University located in New Jersey on the US East Coast (NE Coast to be exact). It is viewed as kinda trashy, but oh well. Kinda surprising he would be wearing that hat instead of a more famous US College.

  • Curiosidades en Sobredosis Futbolera - Adictos al balón // August 20, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    [...] Paul Gascoigne, leer nota vía 20 minutos. 6)Rooney ferviente admirador de Stereophonics, inclusive con un tatuaje del grupo, fue acusado de robar una camisa del grupo en su último concierto, leer nota vía The Spoiler. [...]

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