Vanity Battle

Sergio Ramos tries to make Cristiano Ronaldo look foolish

Real Madrid star raises the ridiculous swimwear stakes

Sergio Ramos

The news that Sergio Ramos steamrollered Nereida Gallardo must have had a devastating effect on Cristiano Ronaldo’s humongous ego. Just when he thought his pride couldn’t be any more diminished, however, The Manchester Utd star’s place at the top of the homoerotic swimwear table has also taken a battering at the hands of the Real Madrid defender.

Here he is chillaxing by the pool with a pink wristband and slim mojito, showing the world the type of shorts that should appeal only to an Austin Powers villain. No amount of rolling your boardshorts up into themselves can compete with those golden beauties, Ronny.

See more pics of Sergio and his mystery WAG friend after the jump…

Sergio Ramos

We’re not sure who his lady friend is, but it doesn’t appear to be former Miss Spain Elisabeth Reyes.

Sergio Ramos

[This Is Extra Time]

14 responses so far
  • Shifty_Ninja // July 10, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    sergio ramos is a fag

  • Sergio Ramos // July 10, 2008 at 4:27 pm

    Shifty Ninja is a fag! He called me last night asking if I’d like a threesome with him and Van Nistelrooy. I apologised and told him I wasn’t into beastiality!

  • Bill Ballsack // July 10, 2008 at 10:09 pm

    You’re both fags and you know you want me

  • Jonathan Price // July 10, 2008 at 10:15 pm

    Sergio Ramos is funny

  • 8899 // July 11, 2008 at 2:00 am

    Shifty_Ninja // Jul 10, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    Shifty_Ninja is a fag
    Cristiano Ronaldo is a fag

  • BOBBY // July 11, 2008 at 5:48 am


  • GOD // July 11, 2008 at 7:37 am


  • manutd rok // July 11, 2008 at 8:53 am

    stop faging it ok sergio is a fag cristiano aint

  • annonymous // July 16, 2008 at 3:33 am

    you people are funny

  • Tink // August 3, 2008 at 9:48 am

    Sergio isnt a fag-he just dresses like one

  • takeshiluv // August 6, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    RAMOS is hotttttttttttttttttt…..C. Ronaldo

  • takeshiluv // August 6, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    …wishes he was as hot as Sergio…..

  • Fuck Sergio Ramos // August 9, 2008 at 11:29 pm

    sergio ramos looks like a dirty dog to me (im a straight male but i think i still have an idia what kind of a man women would find handsome) and his tastes in women is ones that look like old manly slut transexuals (like the one shown in this foto).

  • Emma // August 14, 2008 at 8:24 pm

    So I am an American and of course i’ve recently have just started to pay interest towards the Euro football scene and here is my consesus: Ronaldo could probably be the Deuche of the year for the next ten years, he makes me want to vomit 24/7. Now Sergio, he just needs to stop contending with Ronaldo and needs to stop to prove himself better…just making him look like an ass. Them golden swim trunks are not so fresh *twitch*. Be as it may, the famous will be famous most of the time, unfortunately.

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