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Cristiano Ronaldo has broken up with Nereida Gallardo

Europe’s red light districts gear up for another busy period

Good news ladies of the night – Portuguese man-o’-sex Cristiano Ronaldo is back on the market and ready to help put your children through higher education!

According to Portuguese tabloid 24 Horas, the tricky winger became fed up of reading about Nereida Gallardo’s lurid sexual past, and their relationship was met with disapproval by his mum Dolores, who believed the failed Majorcan model had more interest in C-Ron’s bank balance than his heart.

So what was the straw that broke the modern slave’s back? Was it the news that Nereida had slept with potential new teammate Sergio Ramos? Was it her classy modelling past? Or was it simply the fact that she isn’t particularly good looking?

Either way, it was fun, Nereida. We at The Spoiler will sincerely miss you and your silicone charms.

[Muchos love to Kickette for the tip]


13 responses so far
  • Nicole // July 14, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    It’s about time…

  • edu // July 14, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    i think ronaldo should join realmadrid.

  • Famy // July 14, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    Again….anyone surprised…lol…any who ronny boy deserves someone who hasn’t had the whole lot of the Latin community in her bed…he is only 23 and super successful….he deserves much better and ya…who though it was going to last anyway…remember ronny i am always here…lol

  • noraa // July 14, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    haha… at last he woke up…not suprised at all. as he also like to change girlfriend one to another same like manU to Real Madrid..but neither he was a good man with a good heart and also a good player to a good club…

  • lady1717 // July 14, 2008 at 8:30 pm

    I can’t believe this? It’s to good to be true, I also thought that with time, ronaldo would see that she isn’t that good for him and that she only wants his money! I’m soo glad he left her!
    I love u so much cristiano xD

  • Famy // July 16, 2008 at 8:29 am

    i bet poor ronny boy will have to pry that ring from her finger…

  • s7 // July 17, 2008 at 9:45 am

    thank god he finally dumped her all she wanted was his money and fame. all i hope now is he does right by staying at man utd.

  • natalia // July 17, 2008 at 6:52 pm

    ooo yeah, ronaldo its free again!!

  • lady bitch ray // July 29, 2008 at 4:47 pm

    I hate Nereida Gallardo because she only wanted his money! I love Cristiano Ronaldo! When I grown up I wanted to be his wife!

  • Bárbara // December 6, 2008 at 10:10 pm

    omg, its about time.
    she’s so ugly, thanks God they broke up.
    I hate her = F A C T !!!

    now i can get married with him *-* , i love you Cris R. Way for me baby :x HUAUHAUHA ;)

  • Tibo // January 12, 2009 at 11:32 pm

    The so called journalist who wrote this lame article should be ashamed. You should open your dictionnary and look up for the word “respect”

  • Kay..pAgs // July 3, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    Hey cristiano if i were u i would also leave her but she is not so bad…and by the way she is sooooo sexxyy…….DONT LISTEN WHAT PEOPLE SAY……..

  • tears babe // July 6, 2009 at 2:10 am

    Wow I can’t imagine why Ronaldo fresh boy should marry this Girl but I think Gallardo deserves me so I will be there for her…Don’t forget some other guys are also after Paris Hilton and I think gallardo and Paris Hilton are into money so Ronaldo forget them cause my fresh sexy sister who is very honest and more pretty for those 2 devils is waiting for you now….But never forget about me…

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