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Wayne Rooney: still fat

Striker fails to trim down during summer of excess

Wayne Rooney is fat

It’s obviously a slow news day, as the two big stories in the papers are Rio Ferdinand’s Stamford Bridge steward kicking incident (which happened three months ago) and Wayne Rooney’s expanding waistline. The Sun claim the Manchester Utd striker’s summer of laying stagnant in a pool, emerging only to drink and eat fast food, has had a serious effect on his physique. He looked a bit portly in a friendly against Aberdeen this weekend, but wasn’t he always a little more rotund than is desirable for a professional footballer?

If you want to see a striker who has really been piling it on, check out this guy:

Ronaldo fat

Ronaldo, whose contract with AC Milan ended two weeks ago, is pictured testing the tensile strength of a yacht in Ibiza. It looks like he and pregnant WAG Bia Anthony are really enjoying the local cuisine…

2 responses so far
  • daljeet sahota // July 6, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    me name is daljeet and i will bomb your house

  • Little Nidge // July 6, 2010 at 12:50 pm

    He isn’t exactly ever going to look svelte is he? He’s a relatively small and stocky player… Guessing for all his folds of flabby woof woof he’d still run rings round the best of us.

    You’ll be pleased to know whilst writing this I didn’t feel the need to blow anyone’s house up, not once.

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