Younes Kaboul opens mouth, nonsense flies out
Reasons why footballers shouldn’t speak #874
Don’t let your eyes deceive you, Younes Kaboul is not as intelligent as he looks. The lumbering defender should surely be flattered by any flirtatious glances he’s getting from northern football clubs, especially having spent last season chugging around White Hart Lane as if he was actually avoiding the ball.
Yet, when Sunderland came a-knocking, he doused their flames of interest by claiming he wouldn’t grace their club “even if there was an earthquake”.
Quite what that means is anyones guess, because, as everyone knows, should England be hit by an earthquake, we have all been instructed to go to Wigan.