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Younes Kaboul opens mouth, nonsense flies out

Reasons why footballers shouldn’t speak #874

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Don’t let your eyes deceive you, Younes Kaboul is not as intelligent as he looks. The lumbering defender should surely be flattered by any flirtatious glances he’s getting from northern football clubs, especially having spent last season chugging around White Hart Lane as if he was actually avoiding the ball.

Yet, when Sunderland came a-knocking, he doused their flames of interest by claiming he wouldn’t grace their club “even if there was an earthquake”.

Quite what that means is anyones guess, because, as everyone knows, should England be hit by an earthquake, we have all been instructed to go to Wigan.


7 responses so far
  • Mart // July 18, 2008 at 1:45 pm

    He did actually say that all. That was his agent peenarse!

  • Mart // July 18, 2008 at 1:45 pm

    Didnt!

  • Lazurus // July 18, 2008 at 1:47 pm

    Nice work at intentionally getting the facts wrong to make a story though.

  • Phil // July 18, 2008 at 2:06 pm

    the bit about wigan was funny though

  • Pete // July 18, 2008 at 3:06 pm

    I disagree. I don’t think he looks intelligent at all!

  • CLINT // July 18, 2008 at 3:06 pm

    I’m a Spurs fan, and there is not need for the agent to be so disrespectful of Sunderland. Who do they think they are these agents and players.

  • Johnny // July 18, 2008 at 7:20 pm

    That’s one big zit he’s attempting to pop.

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