The Future

Kaka to Real Madrid, Solano off to America!

Tomorrow’s headlines today…

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Already got excitable bouncing legs because you can’t wait for tomorrow’s football news? Chill out with these little teasers…

Real Madrid lurch in for Kaka
In a move about as predictable as every single sentence ever uttered by Alan Shearer, Real Madrid have switched their sights from Cristiano Ronaldo to Mr Kaka of AC Milan. The whisper on the grapevine suggests that Kaka, a child of God, doesn’t much like Ronaldinho, his new club mate who looks like a cross between Chris Rock and a funny cartoon horse. Whether they can afford the £68 trillion price tag is a different matter.

Solano off to the Galaxy
West Ham’s inexplicable decision to release the only player who offered a pinch of creativity last season could benefit David Beckham’s side, LA Galaxy. Nobby’s agent has revealed that they have spoken to Ruud Gullit and the Dutch guy smiled and nodded when talk turned to Peruvians playing in America.


2 responses so far
  • Donjohnni // July 22, 2008 at 4:34 pm

    I have a big wiener.

  • XWARPED // July 22, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    No you don’t

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