Steamy Women

Stateside football fans go sexy

Ahh, the plot thins…

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Don’t believe everything you read in your socialist pamphlets, America is not always the enemy. Yes, they created everything that’s bad in the world: war, swearwords, rabbit punches, Madonna. But they also came up with some good things: body-popping, high fives, meat, sexy “soccer” fans.

That’s not to take anything away from Blighty’s homely woman supporters, with their big knitted scarves and even bigger knitted hats, but when you look at their women (above) compared to our women (below), doesn’t Beckham’s move and Huckerby’s recent defection to the MLS seem somehow easier to compute?

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3 responses so far
  • liza // July 31, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    America started WARS? Are you kidding me?

    What about the hundreds of years that England & Scotland were having massively bloody wars before America was even born?

  • shay // July 31, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    yeah, I am not sure we can take credit for swear words or meat either.

  • bob // July 31, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    SATIRE
    Huh?
    Precisely – Go eat some more hamburgers

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